>>>>>>>>>>> SAMURAI SPIRIT of 36madcooky@sms.ac<<<<<<<<<<<< http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/ ja Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:25:07 +0900 Is that OK http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/18/0 PensionLife in Kyoto Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:25:07 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/18/0 glomour hunt" of India.
They also asking registlation from male in outside of India.
do you think I shall entry??

http://www.glamourhunt.com/disclaimer.htm

track back URL is here
http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/tb_ping/18]]> 36madcooky I finally saw a chorus team "RAG FAIR" ラグフェア http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/17/0 PensionLife in Kyoto Sun, 16 Jul 2006 22:17:36 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/17/0 Today is gonna be a kinda unforgettable day 4 me
I finally saw a chorus team "RAG FAIR"
whose voice percussionist is the top one of this net community!
http://blog.oricon.co.jp/okkun
He was so cool !! jus cuz he was wearing Yukata (coolest Jappy trad wear)

maybe I add some details someday
jus cuz I must join "the Fes"GION MATSURI 祇園祭


]]> 36madcooky OBJECTION to Best Film Editing WINNER of ACADEMY http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/16/0 respect to Mr.TAGAMI Sun, 21 May 2006 13:44:20 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/16/0 Mr.Black had stopped his car in a mid of Sabana , after employing 2hours' car chace. It is in a East-African-Emirates.

When the chasers' land-rover opened the door, 2men had got dropped. One is an well known Westerner Businessman in the country EAE, But Mr.Black can not tell who is the another EastAsian.

Old businessman tells a long story, but in short, he says he is worrying about Mr. Black and bring him some HumanitarianAid. "It must be new to you ,We share one thing. I mean half a year later, me and Mr.Black are sure to do exist on nowhere on the earth. I'm with cancer" the oldman says, handing a brown paper bag to Mr.Black.
"Hyo it is a HumanitarianAid in the style of Hunt for Red October izni?"
"And it is not the single aid. This guy, can be your help" oldman says, pointing theEastAsian.

"This is Kutuki. KutukiSaburou Japanese photografer under assingment of Indonesian Red Crescent. I have some connection with the pilot who operates the UN plane to SouthSudan where you can find the Doctor."

Mr.black is looking for a doctor who once worked for DDHC-pharmacy , which is delivering fee-free medicine, here in the EAE. Finding a severe side effect of the new anti-HIV pills, the doctor left the operation and escaped into an isolated village of SouthSudan.

Mr.black , off-cource this is a fake name, is suspecting that, the DDHC is to skip the procedure to delete side effect, hiding the all death of locals who ate the pill.

The flight was not a comfortable one, dropping some foods package on battle field. Mr.Black can exchange quite a few words with KUTUKI. "Ya know for Japanese too, it is hard to pronounce KUTUKI. They sometimes call me KuTsuGi/KuChiGi so, I do not mind what you call me""Kutwogey?,Quki?"mumbled the British (disguized) journalist."Even you can call me Cooky"folowed the man.

Anyway Mr.Black hit bingo!
The doctor clealy said that DDHC is hiding side-effect, paying bribe to some local politician including the Ministor of Health.
When the doctor try to explain how difficult to make the things open to MassMedia, KUTUKI interrupted. "Quiet. ---- Doctor, do the tribesmen here use AK-47 for hunting?" "No" replied the Doctor. There was a only slight noize of "hyooooo" "hyooooo"

"Atack of the Bandits!! We gotta E-vac" While Kutuki is telling that to pilots , Aid-Workers, Mr.Black and the doctor filled a bag with some documents to prove the conspiracy of DDHC.
Kutuki ran with holding the doctors hand, and Black ran with holding the doctor's assistant girl. Only to get a sad words from Pilot. "the Girl is not an official AidWorker this plane can only take AidWorker-local and Westerners"

"It is a racism!" Mr.Black claimed to get Pilot's encounter"Do you ask me to take a thousand locals in this plane?"

"PASHOOOOOHHHHHN" then Firing of a HandGun screamed out there. Just on the floor of airplane, a tiny hole was made. Black touched his pocket with finding no HumanitarianAid. It is in a left hand of Kutuki.
"Well, DamnRight Mr.Pilot, she has not been an aid-worker, But, from now on, she is my hostage to make High-Jack, as well as you are." and KUTUKI ordered Mr.Black to close the door and the pilot to fly up the plane to north.


Taking the co-pilot's seat, KUTUKI call up KhartoumAirPortControl "MaydayMayday Hi-jacked! Can you read me come in" Hiding he himself is the Hi-Jacker, KutuKi told the control-man that , Hi-jackers' demand is Satellite Simultaneous Broadcast Car of Aljazeera or Fuel to Qatar"

"Why to North?" Mr.Black or ex-UK diplomat asked to Mysterious Hi-Jacker. "What was your plan?? Gentleman?" "Ask this pilot to send this documents to my friend in Italy" "NoWay, the local government is in charge of this whole conspiracy, all letters to overseas are opened and monitored never reach to anywhere. Even worth, if we reach south Nairo'Bee the capital of this country, Polices will make the doctor suicide. Are you idiot?"

"Well Right. But who are you?" "Well, I can tell you, by calling up my client thru the satellite phone. You open my camera-bag. The fake-camera is my palm-top computor and the satellite phone."

"This is Madcooky, GordonFund? ---- Right Everything is all-right----Yeah within 42 hours everything will finish. Are you ready? ---- right fine."

"Im a Mercenary, hired by a HedgeFund who are in good relation with that cancer-man. The fund had already made a big deal on future market, selling DDHC stock bonds. Shortly after you and the doctor disclose the conspiracy of DDHC, the price of DDHC stock will fell as hell , that bring the fund a big-money. you see? Moreover on 90 percent fatality, DDHC will finish their business. Your risk get decreased like 50%."

Then a VTOR get closer and wireless call had come in to the Hi-jacked plane. "Madcooky, Madcooky this is BrokenArrow can you read me ? come in !" "Hyohhooh, you are the one who escorte us. Long time no see B.A." "Yeah it is 3 years since we departed in the jungle of Myanmar" "And you are now in the service men of Liyad right." "Damn right, it was a boring assingment until yesterday, you know?"


Roughly, 30 hours later. Madcooky,B.A. and ex-diplomat three are on a beach of Kuwait, with some glass of tropical juice and portableTV which show CNN and else accusing the DDHC company.

"Can it be a kinda Happy End, Gentleman?" B.A. cast two passport on the table. "Choose one, out of these two of OuterMongolian and Ausie" "But photo is not mine" Diplomat said. "Not yet , just until you go thru surgery. The Gordon Fund pay for it. It's a great one , making big donation to the vice president every year. If he can run for the next presidential campaign, he owe much to the fund. So, I could be appointed for this mission." "It was a nice flight from Khartoum to here." Madcooky added.

And the British man chose the Ausie one saying
"Outer Mongolia is too cold for me to be a constant gardener."

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This is not an official story of Madcooky or KUTUKI,Saburou who are created on a series of cartoon by TAGAMI,Yoshihisa http://users.skynet.be/mangaguide/au1825.html

Owner of this blog have some hope to novelize Madcooky's whole adventure in English with the permission from Sir.TAGAMI.]]> 36madcooky today I got a chain mail like this. http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/15/0 from sms's b-cast Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:02:52 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/15/0 edyta1987 Sent this 7 hours ago. like she's another kinky! like me.

Broadcast:

You should have SEX on days that begin with "T" :

Thanksgiving,
Tuesday,
Thursday,
Today,
Tomorrow,

Sex is:

like Nokia (connecting people)
like Nike (Just do it)
like Pepsi (ask for more)
like Coca Cola (Enjoy)


Top 10 Places to have sex:

In your bed
In your parents bed
In a car
On a washing machine, while running
In a hot tub
On a beach, down in the sand
On a comfy couch with the TV on
On a waterbed
A plane bathroom
In the rain ..


Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:

In the movies
In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
In front of all of your friends
In a phonebooth
In your best friend's bed
At Grandma's house
At school
In your dirty basement
In the street
ON-LINE


Top three things to say before having sex:

I love you [ONLY iF YOU MEAN iT]
Rock my world
Let's get ready to RUMBLE...


Top three things NOT to say before having sex:

Is this gunna hurt?
>Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
>Are you sure it's on there?


Top 3 things to say after sex:

Are you sure this was you're first time?
Gotta cigarette?
Wanna do it again?


Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:

That was IT??
I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya
OOPS, the condom broke! My bad! ]]> 36madcooky snow in kyoto like a brizarrd http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/14/0 PensionLife in Kyoto Tue, 14 Mar 2006 19:12:42 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/14/0 today, there was a hard snow and wind.
it was super regional after some minutes,
I found only like 100 meter times 100 meter
of Higashiyama Mountains are covered
by the "brizarrd"
it was like a fog, mysterious scene was that.]]> 36madcooky pomeranian inside http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/13/0 PensionLife in Kyoto Thu, 09 Mar 2006 20:32:55 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/13/0 On the other day.

when I was walking around
the Kyouto station of JR
(Japan Railway)

I found a car with yellow sticker.

It told us
"Pomeranian Inside"

m
m
m
m

My God
It's a totally typical
So What?

Funny Day!!]]> 36madcooky Irish tale or American joke?? http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/12/0 from sms's b-cast Fri, 24 Feb 2006 13:45:04 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/12/0 let's have today's b-cast.
It is again from sexysil59
http://profiles.sms.ac/sexysil59
She always sends me b-cast at least one in a week.
And may be this one is the best joke among them.
----------quote--------------
An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her physician
to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra ?"
asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said,
"He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor.
"Drop it into his coffee.
He won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week
to let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later
that she called the doctor
, who directly inquired as to progress.

The poor dear exclaimed,
"Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
`Twas horrid. Just terrible, doctor."

"Really? What happened?"
asked the doctor.

"Well, I did
as you advised and slipped it in his coffee
, didn't I.

The effect was almost immediate.
He jumped hisself straight up,
with a twinkle in his eye,
and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm,
he sent the cups and tablecloth flying,
ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there,
making wild, mad, passionate love
to me on the table top!

It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare !"

"Why so terrible?"
asked the doctor.
"Do you mean
the sex your husband provided was not good?"

"No, no, no, doctor.
The sex was fine.
Indeed, 'twas the
best sex I've had in 25 years.

But, sure as I'm sittin' here,
I'll never be able to show me face in
Starbucks again."

---------quote end-----------
* Starbucks is a coffee shop
populor in US Canada and Japan too,
-----------------------------
hehe. it was good effect for her husband.
But I do not think Viagra a dangerous.
If it is the one which makes Guys Aggressive,
My doctor should have given me a Caution,
when he gives the blue tablet
with routine my sleeping pills.

Oouch! I slipped Im planning to tell about it
on Division of A Dream tuned Night Mare.
Please Check it up later!]]> 36madcooky Like a McDonalds' Carolii figu http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/11/0 A dream , turned a NightMare Wed, 22 Feb 2006 11:25:26 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/11/0
http://profiles.sms.ac/Levinja666 wrote:
A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a
a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a real affair. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz affair is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!

Giving ........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

Having nice affair burnes 358 calories.

Having rough affair [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal
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I guess the last two lines are the core of this joke.
you get it??
by the way what is the Italian Hanger?]]> 36madcooky Another voting request !! http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/10/0 from sms's b-cast Sat, 18 Feb 2006 13:12:33 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/10/0

Is not her Cool!!!
She asked us to vote to her
I quoted this pic from bellow URL
http://www.hotornots.net/ratemypic/toplist.php?ut=6
she is always last of 1st page or top of 2nd page. Yeah She is one of the sms.ac members who have thousands
http://profiles.sms.ac/avage79
http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/10
http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/tb_ping/10
]]> 36madcooky Vallentine? it was just another day. http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/9/0 from sms's b-cast Sat, 04 Feb 2006 18:54:24 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/9/0 My God! I gotta invitation from
http://profiles.sms.ac/angelboy343
and I was nearly take him. hew.
But is was wise of me, I cheked his album.
He has big and big luck of sence
Sence of beautiness.

well, sometimes it happens on sms.ac
May be Im open minded as well as you can call me BI
(Though I"ve never had any serious affair with boys)
but anyway, I require some smartness.

Yeah, well let's have today's b-cast.


____***_______*****___
___*****______*****___
_***___***__***___***_
***______****_______**
**________**________**
**_______THANKS____**
***_______FOR______**
_***__BEING FRIEND_**_
__***__WITH ME___***_
___***__________***__
_____***______***____
_______***__***______
_________****________


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One night I watched funny dream,
but it had left me a "sequelae"
or "an aftereffect" for some weeks.

And that is the reason why I was given a
special tablet
from my Doctor.

Ill tell you the detail
step by step
in this Division.
Division of
"a dream , turned a Night mare"
to be continued

trackback
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http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/tb_ping/5
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http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/tb_ping/2
http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/tb_ping/1

Donnow but it seems
trackback URL
of articles I posted on the other days
seems to be above.

and the TB-URL of this article must be shown around here
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]]> 36madcooky I saw many Kimono Girls!! http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/6/0 PensionLife in Kyoto Sun, 15 Jan 2006 13:17:05 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/6/0 Im awake for these 11 hours ,
since I found I can not sleep any more at 3:30am today.
(due to my insomnia)

That's brought me a chance to see one thing.
around 7am I was
in one of the my most favorite Mcdonald's
(map:here)


and I found so many boys and girls who pass the shop.
Some girls wear Gorgeous Kimono.
even some boys also wear Jappy traditional wear
"Jappy Skirts" (hakama 袴)

And almost of all are carrying a 2meter or longer curved stick
I initially wondered if they are Naginata : a long-handled sword.
but it does not ask me any more minutes.

It is a ceremony of New Years' initial Match of a
bow and arrow.

some of the atheletes came in just close to my seat
on the cover of the bow they were showing the name of their college .
Rikkyo Daigaku Univ.

hew
it's a college located on Capital area.
far away from here.

so, this is a great mutch.

This match is held on "the temple of 33yards long"
(sanjusangendoh:三十三間堂)
(map:here)


This is populor for centuries maybe
since around 1600.
if you are living in Kyoto you can visit the site untill 3:30pm

it seems addmission is free.
(though the temple always ask 800yen or so : equiv of 7dollors)

Though Kyoto has always has many locals wearing Kimono,
this is a nice chance to see some tradition on this society, and Kimonos.

you can see a video clip of the match of last year

http://kaizu.fc2web.com/video/00204kyoto_vd1.htm

though I feel like to sleep now,
I recommend some of you to see the event.]]> 36madcooky bellow mentioned Russian Artist http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/5/0 from sms's b-cast Sun, 15 Jan 2006 13:09:35 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/5/0

Is not her Cool!!!]]> 36madcooky another tATu ?? http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/4/0 from sms's b-cast Tue, 10 Jan 2006 14:41:19 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/4/0 Happy New Year ALL!!
Today is my first access on 2006 ! ! ! ! 乾杯ロケット走るドキドキ大ドキドキ小黒電話ハンコラブ泳ぐクラッカー音量炎

This is year's first quotation is ---------

From http://profiles.sms.ac/cuty4ever007

Something like Net-idol Contest are going on ! !
at http://www.missrnb.ru/?contest&open=4398639618a34

Yo can choose one of three Russian female artists.

Why not you try?

the sender of broad cast (007)
recommends the middle one , but
I voted the top one with guitor.

http://www.missrnb.ru/img/43ba8b585d2a2.jpg



which one is ya favorite??

I'll wait your comment on sms.ac
or your trck-back.

Good D!!]]> 36madcooky I quote a broad cast http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/3/0 from sms's b-cast Tue, 20 Dec 2005 19:51:00 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/3/0 I rarly check the broad cast incomed in my account
http://profiles.sms.ac/36madcooky

but sometimes I get a good one.

today I found
a message from http://profiles.sms.ac/Andreiona
who has almost 2000 friends

She asks us simple question. I quote
For the first time it has to be a
"smaller" one!! Right???
I NEED A "smaller" man for my first anal SEX!!


mmm why ? she gotta worry about abonormal one first ?
dunno but I cannot stop me write comment at her site.]]> 36madcooky Again Test http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/2/0 （カテゴリなし） Fri, 16 Dec 2005 18:17:57 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/2/0 http://profiles.sms.ac/36madcooky

waz dis ?

anyway it seems I can modify the size of letters. greatyou can comment only if you are one of my sms.ac friends.

sorry but no way for you to leave comment in Japanese.

Ah if you can not find track back URL
due to the lack of Jappy Font , anyway there is a click button of URL
I guess only if you click you can find it]]> 36madcooky this is cooky this is cooky , come in http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/1/0 （カテゴリなし） Thu, 15 Dec 2005 21:29:29 +0900 http://blog.oricon.co.jp/36madcooky/archive/1/0 can you read me come in ]]> 36madcooky